Cloudflare Wallet

Brunch, not bags

I reserved a few agentic handles. The ask is eggs, not equity.

Cloudflare just opened Wallets for the agentic internet — stable identity and micropayments for agents that actually ship. I claimed a handful of names I already admire.

I am not parking them to flip later. I do not care about the money. The bet is softer: the builders behind these products will shape how agents pay, prove who they are, and talk to the web. If that sounds like you — invite me to brunch. We talk tech, the future of the web, and maybe a future podcast episode. Pas plus, pas moins.

Think of the cards below as a very orange RSVP. Croissants negotiable. Agenda: curiosity.

Handles link to the official reservation cards on cloudflare.pay. If you are the team behind one of these names and want it back for real product use: email me — I will happily hand it over over coffee (or without coffee; I am reasonable).